100 Useless Facts
NAME? Desdemona
AGE? 20-ish
FAVORITE FRUIT? CHERRIES
FAVORITE WAY TO DO YOUR HAIR? NATURAL
WOULD YOU EVER GET TINTED WINDOWS SO YOU COULD PICK YOUR NOSE WITHOUT PEOPLE SEEING YOU? NO
ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? YES
CAN YOU DRIVE? IIF SO WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Yes
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL MEANING ? Wat
ARE YOU SAD ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH? Yes
ARE YOU A MYSPACE WHORE? Wat
WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS DO YOU THINK WOULD MAKE A GOOD PROSTITUTE? #MeMyselfAndI
DO YOU GO ON YOUTUBE? Yes
WOULD YOU SWIM THE OCEAN FOR KELSEY? Who the fuck is Kelsey?
CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED? Yes
WOULD YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT MAKEUP ON? YEAH BRUH
WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY GO TO BED? No
WOULD YOU EVER GET A TATTOO? I have 2
HAVE YOU EVER CUT SOMEONE ELSE’S HAIR? Yes
WHAT SONG DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE THE MOST? Here – Alessia Cara
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG? I Come With Knives – IAMX
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE YOU DIE? I will write a book series
ARE YOU AFRAID OF DEATH?
WHAT KIND OF CAMERA DO YOU HAVE? A Canon DSLR
WHAT’S THE HIGHEST NUMBER YOU’VE EVER COUNTED TO? 9124
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEARNED HOW TO SPELL YOUR LAST NAME? 3
FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES? Star Wars I-VIII. Oops, that’s 7
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SHOW? Crazy Ex-Girlfriend & Mr. Robot & Star Vs. the Forces of Evil
IF YOU COULD GO ON ONE DATE WITH A CELEBRITY, WHO WOULD IT BE? Rachel Bloom
DO YOU HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH? Rachel Bloom
WHAT’S YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Any
WHAT ARE THREE WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART? Not be a moron
BIGGEST TURN OFFS? Ignorance
THREE THINGS YOU WOULDN’T TOLERATE IN A RELATIONSHIP? 1. Not liking children
2. Not reading
3. Having a closed mind
BIGGEST TURN ON ABOUT GUYS? No
HAVE YOU EVER PASSED OUT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR? Thankfully, no
ARE YOU MADE FUN OF A LOT? No one would dare
DO YOU LIKE CUDDLING? How about you don’t fucking touch me?
DO YOU KISS ON THE FIRST DATE?** No
SOME RANDOM GIRL JUST COMES UP TO YOU AND SAYS, “who the hell are you”? WHAT DO YOU SAY BACK? “I WANT TO POOP HERE”.
LAST PERSON TO SEE YOU CRY?
Someone who decided I wasn’t worth being around
WHO/WHAT MADE YOU CRY?
ARE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS GIRLS OR GUYS? No
DO YOU LIKE MYSTERIOUS GUYS OR OPEN GUYS? No
WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue
WHAT COLOR BRA ARE YOU WEARING? No
DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR BOOBS? I would like to go down a few cup sizes. But for now they’re the perfect size for my body.
ARE YOU THE TYPICAL GIRL WHO’S ADDICTED TO GOSSIP? Neeeh.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE GIRLY MAGAZINES? The ones with all the cute clothes.
ARE YOU A GIRLY-GIRL, A TOMBOY, OR IN THE MIDDLE? I’m mostly just fucker who looks like this:
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO’S LOST THEIR VIRGINITY?
Is this like? What is this?
ARE YOU LONELY RIGHT NOW? I’m never alone
LAST KISS?
Don’t remember
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP? Vet
WHEN DID YOU FIRST START FEELING OLDER? No
LAST PERSON TO SAY THEY LOVED YOU? I dunno
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? Working
WHAT COLOR SHIRT DO YOU HAVE ON NOW? Blue
WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 2AM LAST NIGHT? Working
WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE HANGOUT? My apartment
THREE BOOKS YOU WOULD READ FOREVER?
THREE CHARACTERISTICS REQUIRED TO BE A SUCCESSFUL DES? 1. Literally do not give a fuck.
2. Be a TOTAL BITCH to everyone you meet
3. Treating your cats like your own children
WHAT’S YOUR MOST VALUED POSSESSION? Computer
WHO IS YOUR MOST RECENT EX? Dis bitch
HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE? Yes
SMOKE CIGARETTES? Meh
SMOKE WEED? 420 YOLO SWAG
DO ANY HARD DRUGS? 4. Be addicted to drugs
BELIEVE IN GOD/ BELONG TO A RELIGION OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL? No
KEEP YOUR FAITH (RELIGIOUS) NO MATTER WHAT? No
DO YOU KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS? Isn’t it like…Kirk Cameron or something?
GO VEGETARIAN FOR A MONTH TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE? I did that for 10 years. I’m good
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
PUT UP WITH FRIENDS WHO CONSTANTLY HATED AGAINST SOMETHING YOU BELIEVED IN/ SUPPORTED? Yes.
ARE YOU QUIET ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL LIFE WITH YOUR FAMILY? My family ain’t even know I gay af
HOW OLD WILL YOU BE IN TEN MONTHS? Too old
DO YOU THINK YOU’LL BE MARRIED BY THEN? Dude idk what’s gonna happen in the next 10 months, damn
WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR SON/ DAUGHTER? I won’t name them anything cause they wont exist
But Zander and Francesca if it ever happens on accident.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU COULDN’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF?
Some dude in Berkeley with a homophobic sign